Yes or No
Ask Paul the Psychic Octopus
Paul the psychic octopus will be your yes or no oracle and answer all of your biggest questions. History’s most famous animal oracle gets it right every time, look no further for your yes or no tarot reading!
A powerful sports fortune teller, Paul gazed with steely concentration into his crystal ball and used his amazing psychic powers of yes or no prediction to correctly forecast all seven of Germany’s 2010 Football World Cup matches. Enter your question, hit the button, and watch the answer appear (not random, Paul is always accurate and correct)! Check out some of the most asked questions and Paul’s answers.
At the 2010 Football World Cup, Paul the Psychic Octopus – like a movie or rock star belting out a hit song – correctly predicted all of Germany’s games, including their semi-final loss against Spain. He became a huge star, a multi-limbed generator of world-wide acclaim.
A true prophet (with authentic gypsy roots), Paul never shied away from proclaiming the truth even if it would be an unpopular result. Death threats were even made against Paul, many of which cruelly suggested cooking him and turning him into calamari.
Now retired to the misty netherregions beyond the veil, Paul continues to answer all questions with his free yes or no tarot card readings to people the world over, exclusively on this website, paulsaysyesorno.com. He still gives incredibly accurate football predictions, besides many other areas of human enquiry. Can Paul the Octopus game the system like Maradona did? You bet he can!
Recent scientific testing has proved that Paul is:
- 57% more accurate than a genie
- 78% more fun than a magic eight ball
- 38% less convenient than just flipping a coin